Frank Bell

.MODEL.CELLIST.GUITARIST.SINGER-SONGWRITER.
.ARTSTAR.CHEF.HUMANITARIAN.FRIEND.

height: 5'11 feet - 180 cm
suit: 40 r - 50 (eu)
waist: 30 - 76
inseam: 32 - 81
eyes: brown
hair: black
shoe: 10.5

BIO

I had a few PR people offer to write a biography for me and this site, but in the end, the results were all works of art that made me out to be this ultra-cool, uber-amazing multi-tasking rockstar. Now don't get me wrong, I am in fact an amazing multi-tasker, and have been known to play a mean cello and guitar, but i'm really only semi-cool, maybe to one day evolve to "ultra cool". So, in place of a bio, I'll attempt to write something up myself...

I suppose I should talk about my immense love for life. I should probably mention how important music has been to me and how important it still is. I should probably tell stories of my cello training in Switzerland, and my short stint at Boston University - the dining hall shenanigans, and the street shows I played outside of Berklee School of Music. I should mention how I bring my guitar, pencil, and paper everywhere I travel. I should explain how I came to become the subject of photography about a year ago. I could tell you of my first television appearance, or maybe a cool story or two brushing with some "hip" celebrities. Is this what a good bio is supposed to contain? The truth is, I'd much rather think about the present and the future than the past! In short, I'm a young guy with plenty more to accomplish in my lifetime. Hopefully making the world a better place, and having fun while I'm at it!

COLD FACTS

Frank is a man's man. Whiskey sours and billiards, taking drunk superheros down a peg when they step out of line. His mystery eludes many, so here are a few unknown facts about Frank Bell...

- Frank is employed part-time by a local trout farm. He fights off visiting bears. With his mind.

- Due to a hospital mix-up in his early childhood, in which pure tonic water was substituted for Frank's saline IV, Frank glows under UV light.

- He is also the uncredited genius behind Styx's 1978 hit 'Come Sail Away.

- When exposed to the light of a blue moon, Frank's destructive powers increase eightfold.

- 'Over the Top', Menahem Golan's 1986 arm-wrestling classic was originally a biopic, with Frank's table-top exploits as its centerpiece. However, producer Rony Yacov was so terrified of Frank that he ordered a complete rewrite, resulting in the Stallone gem we know today. Interestingly enough, 1985's 'Vision Quest' grew out of a similar film, this time centered on Frank's relationship with a young Linda Fiorentino.


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.MODEL.CELLIST.GUITARIST.SINGER-SONGWRITER. .ARTSTAR.CHEF.HUMANITARIAN.FRIEND. height: 5'11 feet - 180 cm suit: 40 r - 50 (eu) waist: 30 - 76 inseam: 32 - 81 eyes: brown hair: black shoe: 10.5 BIO I had a few PR people offer to write a biography for me and this site, but in the end, the results were all works of art that made me out to be this ultra-cool, uber-amazing multi-tasking rockstar. Now don't get me wrong, I am in fact an amazing multi-tasker, and have been known to play a mean cello and guitar, but i'm really only semi-cool, maybe to one day evolve to "ultra cool". So, in place of a bio, I'll attempt to write something up myself... I suppose I should talk about my immense love for life. I should probably mention how important music has been to me and how important it still is. I should probably tell stories of my cello training in Switzerland, and my short stint at Boston University - the dining hall shenanigans, and the street shows I played outside of Berklee School of Music. I should mention how I bring my guitar, pencil, and paper everywhere I travel. I should explain how I came to become the subject of photography about a year ago. I could tell you of my first television appearance, or maybe a cool story or two brushing with some "hip" celebrities. Is this what a good bio is supposed to contain? The truth is, I'd much rather think about the present and the future than the past! In short, I'm a young guy with plenty more to accomplish in my lifetime. Hopefully making the world a better place, and having fun while I'm at it! COLD FACTS Frank is a man's man. Whiskey sours and billiards, taking drunk superheros down a peg when they step out of line. His mystery eludes many, so here are a few unknown facts about Frank Bell... - Frank is employed part-time by a local trout farm. He fights off visiting bears. With his mind. - Due to a hospital mix-up in his early childhood, in which pure tonic water was substituted for Frank's saline IV, Frank glows under UV light. - He is also the uncredited genius behind Styx's 1978 hit 'Come Sail Away. - When exposed to the light of a blue moon, Frank's destructive powers increase eightfold. - 'Over the Top', Menahem Golan's 1986 arm-wrestling classic was originally a biopic, with Frank's table-top exploits as its centerpiece. However, producer Rony Yacov was so terrified of Frank that he ordered a complete rewrite, resulting in the Stallone gem we know today. Interestingly enough, 1985's 'Vision Quest' grew out of a similar film, this time centered on Frank's relationship with a young Linda Fiorentino.
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